Chapter 1 – What Kiwis Say About NZ

• “Most People Consider Hypothermia A Symptom Of Being Cold, Rather Than An Expression Of National Identity”
• A Selection Of Thoughts About NZ
• “30,000 A Year Go To Aussie. Why?”
• “New Zealand Is Turning Into A Really Racist Country”
• “Nice Scenery, Good Wine and Food. Shame About The Inbred Psychopaths.”
• “NZ 5th Most Violent Country In The World”
• “Top 5 Things Wrong With New Zealand”
• Big Bucks For A Hillbilly Lifestyle
• Kiwi Longs To Escape Cargo Cult Lifestyle
• Kiwis Leaving For Australia At 12 Month High
• Ode to Whangarei
• Returning Kiwis Views About New Zealand